Any life here?

[William B. (Billby)]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

[Mike]

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[William B. (Billby)]

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

[Mike]

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a grip
on your self.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a grip
on your self.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a grip
on your self.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

...

That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god , that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."

No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.

Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies of "Pun Intended"

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a grip
on your self.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god , that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."
No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies of "Pun Intended"

...

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a grip
on your self.

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."
No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
of "Pun Intended"

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

...

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
grip
on your self.

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."
No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
of "Pun Intended"

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
grip
on your self.

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."
No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
of "Pun Intended"

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

...

hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist, they come and decapitate you.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same
conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
grip
on your self.

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."
No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
of "Pun Intended"

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist,
they come and decapitate you.

...

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by William B. (Billby)

Post by William B. (Billby)
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same
conclusion

I'll just have to bag it then.

That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
grip
on your self.

What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.

a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
to have sex with his wife .
so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
and he says "Yes ."
well tell me about it .
so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
and he says "I do , three times a week."
No applause , save it for the end.
I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several
copies
of "Pun Intended"

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist,
they come and decapitate you.

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful scenery,

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought
and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as
Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist,
they come and decapitate you.

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful scenery,

...

I scene it all before

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought
and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as
Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist,
they come and decapitate you.

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful scenery,

I scene it all before
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

So you are a filmmaker?

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're
racist,
they come and decapitate you.

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful scenery,

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker?

I sold all my Kodak stock long ago.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're
racist,
they come and decapitate you.

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
scenery,

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker?

I sold all my Kodak stock long ago.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
scenery,

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear.

The sales terms must have been quite grizzly.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
scenery,

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear.

The sales terms must have been quite grizzly.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Actually, since real bears can't make stock transactions , I sold it to its mentor , Grizzly Adams.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer
i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to
beautiful
scenery,

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock
long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make stock

transactions , I sold it to its

Post by Don Stockbauer
mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer
i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to
beautiful
scenery,

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock
long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make stock

transactions , I sold it to its

Post by Don Stockbauer
mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak
stock
long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms
must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make
stock

transactions , I sold it to its

Post by Don Stockbauer
mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

We had polar opposite results

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak
stock
long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms
must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make
stock

transactions , I sold it to its

Post by Don Stockbauer
mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

We had polar opposite results
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire Earth is bipolar.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer
, I sold it to its

Post by Don Stockbauer
mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

We had polar opposite results

The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire
Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer
, I sold it to its

Post by Don Stockbauer
mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

We had polar opposite results

The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire
Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

[Mike]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China
with
it.

We had polar opposite results

The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire
Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.

There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China
with
it.

We had polar opposite results

The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire
Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.

There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
entire
Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.

There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

Was that the name she was using???

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
entire
Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.

There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

Was that the name she was using???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and made $100 trillion off the song.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and

made $100 trillion off the song.

It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and

made $100 trillion off the song.

It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA"

[Mike]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but
later she changed her name to Lola and

made $100 trillion off the song.

It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA”

Said tung in cheek

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but
later she changed her name to Lola and

made $100 trillion off the song.

It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA”

Said tung in cheek
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

[Mike]

Post by Mike
It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Mike
It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the very first time, like a version."

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in
cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
very first time, like a version.”

That is virgin on the ridiculous.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in
cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
very first time, like a version.”

That is virgin on the ridiculous.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act, which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different name , she called it "Ridiculingus".

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
very first time, like a version.”

That is virgin on the ridiculous.

I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

...

But they are all trans there.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
very first time, like a version.”

That is virgin on the ridiculous.

I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

they all work in the transportation industry?

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.

they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me???

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.

they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

A fellow named Bert.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
different
name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.

they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex
act,
which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
different
name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.

they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

what about her?

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
But they are all trans there.

they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

what about her?

Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
But they are all trans there.

they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

what about her?

Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a company taking common words for the name of the company or their products like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

[Mike]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

what about her?

Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

...

Fly, it would be faster

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

what about her?

Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

Fly, it would be faster
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter "Ecstasy" in destination field.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

Fly, it would be faster

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
"Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
"Ecstasy" in destination field.

...

They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

Fly, it would be faster

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
"Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
"Ecstasy" in destination field.

They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

yeah it's just like that movie Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder and Teri Garr were riding along in a Haywagon and she asked Gene if he would like to "Go fur a roll in Zie hay?" and Gene's eyes get as big as pancakes , Teri says "it's fun rolling see back-and-forth in the hay like this" i.e., to Genes disappointment she didn't mean any fooling around stuff.
Yes, I really liked her. when I was working at NASA in Houston, She was making a movie down in Seabrook and I had such a crush on her .I decided to meet her by buying her flowers and having them delivered to the front desk of her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Fly, it would be faster

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
"Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
"Ecstasy" in destination field.

They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???
Michael LeVine

yeah it's just like that movie Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder and Teri
Garr were riding along in a Haywagon and she asked Gene if he would like to
"Go fur a roll in Zie hay?" and Gene's eyes get as big as pancakes , Teri
says "it's fun rolling see back-and-forth in the hay like this" i.e., to
Genes disappointment she didn't mean any fooling around stuff.
Yes, I really liked her. when I was working at NASA in Houston, She was
making a movie down in Seabrook and I had such a crush on her .I decided to
meet her by buying her flowers and having them delivered to the front desk of
her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

...

You are contagious from a distance

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Fly, it would be faster

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
"Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
"Ecstasy" in destination field.

They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???
Michael LeVine

yeah it's just like that movie Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder and Teri
Garr were riding along in a Haywagon and she asked Gene if he would like to
"Go fur a roll in Zie hay?" and Gene's eyes get as big as pancakes , Teri
says "it's fun rolling see back-and-forth in the hay like this" i.e., to
Genes disappointment she didn't mean any fooling around stuff.
Yes, I really liked her. when I was working at NASA in Houston, She was
making a movie down in Seabrook and I had such a crush on her .I decided to
meet her by buying her flowers and having them delivered to the front desk of
her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

You are contagious from a distance
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why, I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do . All bow down before me.

[Mike]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

You are contagious from a distance

Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why,
I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
All bow down before me.

...

You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

You are contagious from a distance

Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why,
I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
All bow down before me.

You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become Russia's dead hand.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Mike
You are contagious from a distance

Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why,
I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
All bow down before me.

You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become
Russia's dead hand.

...

Now you are just putin us on.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Mike
You are contagious from a distance

Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why,
I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
All bow down before me.

You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become
Russia's dead hand.

Now you are just putin us on.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

you mean like Putin on the Ritz
I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
glued the crackers all over my body

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become
Russia's dead hand.

Now you are just putin us on.

you mean like Putin on the Ritz
I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
glued the crackers all over my body

And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become
Russia's dead hand.

Now you are just putin us on.

you mean like Putin on the Ritz
I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
glued the crackers all over my body

And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that , they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
way up in them, if you get my drift. "

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Now you are just putin us on.

you mean like Putin on the Ritz
I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
glued the crackers all over my body

And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but
then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that
cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz
corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a
Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that ,
they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things
are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
way up in them, if you get my drift. “

...

Now you have gone crackers.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Now you are just putin us on.

you mean like Putin on the Ritz
I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
glued the crackers all over my body

And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but
then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that
cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz
corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a
Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that ,
they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things
are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
way up in them, if you get my drift. “

Now you have gone crackers.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Yes, I have gone crackers. What happens is I have a bunch of cracker boxes and the ones that still have crackers in them I title "Present crackers", but the empty boxes that need to be thrown away I label "Gone Crackers"

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but
then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that
cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz
corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a
Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that ,
they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things
are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
way up in them, if you get my drift. “

Now you have gone crackers.

Yes, I have gone crackers. What happens is I have a bunch of cracker boxes
and the ones that still have crackers in them I title "Present crackers", but
the empty boxes that need to be thrown away I label "Gone Crackers”

...

Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but
then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that
cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz
corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a
Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that ,
they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things
are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
way up in them, if you get my drift. “

Now you have gone crackers.

Yes, I have gone crackers. What happens is I have a bunch of cracker boxes
and the ones that still have crackers in them I title "Present crackers", but
the empty boxes that need to be thrown away I label "Gone Crackers”

Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Now you have gone crackers.

Yes, I have gone crackers. What happens is I have a bunch of cracker boxes
and the ones that still have crackers in them I title "Present crackers", but
the empty boxes that need to be thrown away I label "Gone Crackers”

Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough
carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Now you have gone crackers.

Yes, I have gone crackers. What happens is I have a bunch of cracker boxes
and the ones that still have crackers in them I title "Present crackers", but
the empty boxes that need to be thrown away I label "Gone Crackers”

Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough
carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

Now you have put your thumb on the problem.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per year , but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my thumb on the scale and killed me.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough
carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per year ,
but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my thumb
on the scale and killed me.

And how much were you charging for each dollar bill??

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough
carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per year ,
but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my thumb
on the scale and killed me.

And how much were you charging for each dollar bill??
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Fifty cents.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough
carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per year ,
but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my thumb
on the scale and killed me.

And how much were you charging for each dollar bill?? Fifty cents.

I buy $150 worth and will pay with a $75 bill.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Never the easy way for you, just have to take the hardtack

I was once a tack manufacturer, and one of my foremen didn't put enough
carbon in the steel so they wound up soft tacks.

Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per year ,
but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my thumb
on the scale and killed me.

And how much were you charging for each dollar bill?? Fifty cents.

I buy $150 worth and will pay with a $75 bill.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

knowing you, I thought you'd pay with three dollar bills.

[Mike]

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6bd1e6d4-f7d7-4f11-a478-***@googlegroups.com>):
Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per
year ,
but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my
thumb
on the scale and killed me.

And how much were you charging for each dollar bill?? Fifty cents.

I buy $150 worth and will pay with a $75 bill.

knowing you, I thought you'd pay with three dollar bills.

Too bulky, I prefer large bills/

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike
Now you have put your thumb on the problem.

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
I was once a green grocer here and Victoria , sold millions of USD per
year ,
but one day this real thug came into the store and he saw that I had my
thumb
on the scale and killed me.

And how much were you charging for each dollar bill?? Fifty cents.

I buy $150 worth and will pay with a $75 bill.

knowing you, I thought you'd pay with three dollar bills.

Too bulky, I prefer large bills/
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Talking about larger bills , I remember a show way way back (this is an example of how my memory can remember tiny little details ) , in the show this fellow was kept in a mental hospital (I've never been in one, I don't think) even though he had no mental problems , it was just a mistake, him being kept in a mental hospital all those years there made him kind of retarded so he worked with his caseworker and she got him out into the public and he went into a diner and the waitress said "well that'll be $7.22 " and he paid with a 50 ,and she said "don't you have anything smaller " so he put the bills on his lap and looked at them closely. He told her "no , they're all the same size " He thought a smaller bill meant the bill was actually smaller in physical size. The reality is that all bills are exactly the same size and you can print stupid numbers on them supposedly making them worth more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
I buy $150 worth and will pay with a $75 bill.

knowing you, I thought you'd pay with three dollar bills.

Too bulky, I prefer large bills/

Talking about larger bills , I remember a show way way back (this is an
example of how my memory can remember tiny little details ) , in the show
this fellow was kept in a mental hospital (I've never been in one, I don't
think) even though he had no mental problems , it was just a mistake, him
being kept in a mental hospital all those years there made him kind of
retarded so he worked with his caseworker and she got him out into the public
and he went into a diner and the waitress said "well that'll be $7.22 " and
he paid with a 50 ,and she said "don't you have anything smaller " so he put
the bills on his lap and looked at them closely. He told her "no , they're
all the same size " He thought a smaller bill meant the bill was actually
smaller in physical size. The reality is that all bills are exactly the same
size and you can print stupid numbers on them supposedly making them worth
more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might
have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary
system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

...

Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
I buy $150 worth and will pay with a $75 bill.

knowing you, I thought you'd pay with three dollar bills.

Too bulky, I prefer large bills/

Talking about larger bills , I remember a show way way back (this is an
example of how my memory can remember tiny little details ) , in the show
this fellow was kept in a mental hospital (I've never been in one, I don't
think) even though he had no mental problems , it was just a mistake, him
being kept in a mental hospital all those years there made him kind of
retarded so he worked with his caseworker and she got him out into the public
and he went into a diner and the waitress said "well that'll be $7.22 " and
he paid with a 50 ,and she said "don't you have anything smaller " so he put
the bills on his lap and looked at them closely. He told her "no , they're
all the same size " He thought a smaller bill meant the bill was actually
smaller in physical size. The reality is that all bills are exactly the same
size and you can print stupid numbers on them supposedly making them worth
more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might
have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary
system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

OK. I'm thankful.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Talking about larger bills , I remember a show way way back (this is an
example of how my memory can remember tiny little details ) , in the show
this fellow was kept in a mental hospital (I've never been in one, I don't
think) even though he had no mental problems , it was just a mistake, him
being kept in a mental hospital all those years there made him kind of
retarded so he worked with his caseworker and she got him out into the public
and he went into a diner and the waitress said "well that'll be $7.22 " and
he paid with a 50 ,and she said "don't you have anything smaller " so he put
the bills on his lap and looked at them closely. He told her "no , they're
all the same size " He thought a smaller bill meant the bill was actually
smaller in physical size. The reality is that all bills are exactly the same
size and you can print stupid numbers on them supposedly making them worth
more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might
have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary
system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

OK. I'm thankful.

...

But not pence - ive.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Talking about larger bills , I remember a show way way back (this is an
example of how my memory can remember tiny little details ) , in the show
this fellow was kept in a mental hospital (I've never been in one, I don't
think) even though he had no mental problems , it was just a mistake, him
being kept in a mental hospital all those years there made him kind of
retarded so he worked with his caseworker and she got him out into the public
and he went into a diner and the waitress said "well that'll be $7.22 " and
he paid with a 50 ,and she said "don't you have anything smaller " so he put
the bills on his lap and looked at them closely. He told her "no , they're
all the same size " He thought a smaller bill meant the bill was actually
smaller in physical size. The reality is that all bills are exactly the same
size and you can print stupid numbers on them supposedly making them worth
more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might
have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary
system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

OK. I'm thankful.

But not pence - ive.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might
have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary
system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

OK. I'm thankful.

But not pence - ive.

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
more or less, like one bill might have a one printed on it, another might
have 1000 on it , which just shows the arbitrary nature of our monetary
system, and how it will cause all of us to die.

Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

OK. I'm thankful.

But not pence - ive.

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

There is a word very similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

OK. I'm thankful.

But not pence - ive.

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word very similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

But I do not do things half way.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Just be glad you did not live in pre-decimal England.

OK. I'm thankful.

But not pence - ive.

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word very similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

But I do not do things half way.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
But not pence - ive.

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word very
similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

But I do not do things half way.

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
But not pence - ive.

I'm going to pound you to a pulp.

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word very
similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

But I do not do things half way.

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word
very
similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

But I do not do things half way.

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.

Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word
very
similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.

But I do not do things half way.

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.

Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle that his father turned in to the police.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
But I do not do things half way.

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.

Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.

I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle that
his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
But I do not do things half way.

But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.

Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.

I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle that
his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

He got famous all right ; he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer
But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example. Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle

that
his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ; he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth.

Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer
But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example. Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle

that
his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ; he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth.

Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you
and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle

that
his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ;
he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.

I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this
woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

...

You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Don Stockbauer

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you
and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle

that
his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ;
he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.

I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this
woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab. pull firmly along dotted lines."

[Mike]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while
citizens furling safer.

I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this
woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints

well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was
a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back
of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography about the time he was scheduled for an operation.

...

as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
he almost could
not operate.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while
citizens furling safer.

I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this
woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints

well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was
a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back
of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography about the time he was scheduled for an operation.

as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
he almost could
not operate.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov literally.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Mike
You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints

well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was
a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back
of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography
about the time he was scheduled for an operation.

as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
he almost could
not operate.

That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov literally.

...

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Mike
You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints

well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was
a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back
of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography
about the time he was scheduled for an operation.

as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
he almost could
not operate.

That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov literally.

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

There was the case of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
he almost could
not operate.

That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov literally.

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a

pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

...

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so
hard
he almost could
not operate.

That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov literally.

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a

pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Mar

...

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
literally.

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a

pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

...

So you say it is genetic???

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
literally.

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a

pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

So you say it is genetic???
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say "You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't give a damn"

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a

pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

So you say it is genetic???

every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
"You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually
hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't
give a damn”

...

And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
would have tossed as worn-out on sight.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a

pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

So you say it is genetic???

every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
"You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually
hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't
give a damn”

And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
would have tossed as worn-out on sight.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well , you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said "oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your pop tart"

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

So you say it is genetic???

every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
"You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually
hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't
give a damn”

And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
would have tossed as worn-out on sight.

I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
"oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your
pop tart”

...

Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

So you say it is genetic???

every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
"You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually
hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't
give a damn”

And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
would have tossed as worn-out on sight.

I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
"oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your
pop tart”

Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.
Michael LeVine
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

...

I can guarantee you doing macho work on a pecan ranch like fixing fences, crawling through them time and time again will just rip your clothes to unrecognizable shreds. You couldn't even go into town wearing them because you'll be arrested for indecency.

[Mike]

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Mike
And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
would have tossed as worn-out on sight.

I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
"oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your
pop tart”

Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.

I can guarantee you doing macho work on a pecan ranch like fixing fences,
crawling through them time and time again will just rip your clothes to
unrecognizable shreds. You couldn't even go into town wearing them because
you'll be arrested for indecency.

...

And I never liked to wear stripes. Made me look fat.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Mike]

Post by Mike

Post by Don Stockbauer
Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more. It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

So you told me 9,999 times.

Michael LeVine
***@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx